I am 20.
I am South African Indian.
I live in So Cal.

thosefinelines:

bloodymischa:

Driving lesson #1

HE IS TWELVE, CHARMING! TWELVE.

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jimdoesntcarrey:

WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCKING HORSE SHIT IS THIS???? I DONT USUALLY PUT CAPTIONS TO PHOTOS BUT OH MY FUCKING WHAT THE LEGIT FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN AND HOW THE FUCK WHY IS GLORIA RIPPING HERMIONES FACE OFF BY GRABBIN HER TITS WHAT TJE FUCK IS HAPPENING IM JUST REALLY STRESSEDNOUT RIGHT NOW

jimdoesntcarrey:

WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCKING HORSE SHIT IS THIS???? I DONT USUALLY PUT CAPTIONS TO PHOTOS BUT OH MY FUCKING WHAT THE LEGIT FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN AND HOW THE FUCK WHY IS GLORIA RIPPING HERMIONES FACE OFF BY GRABBIN HER TITS WHAT TJE FUCK IS HAPPENING IM JUST REALLY STRESSEDNOUT RIGHT NOW

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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2 days ago

hellugh:

stoned-levi:

sullivanthere:

I went from this

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to this

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at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

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DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

REVOLUTION

I want to know who is responsible

(Source: miles-eggworth, via frazerburnslemons)

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2 days ago

xoticcows:

THAT’S HOW THIS SCENE WAS MADE?!?

(Source: itsvondell, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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2 days ago

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

(via i-cant-without-wholock)

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4 days ago

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

(via i-cant-without-wholock)

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4 days ago

boyytears:

do you remember that time hilary duff was afraid to sing onstage but then hilary duff helped her and so then hilary duff sang a duet with hilary duff and dreams were made???

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(Source: boyytears, via crazyabbotdays)

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4 days ago
captainclassycunts:

vegannvagina:

babyferaligator:

dumbass

Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

captainclassycunts:

vegannvagina:

babyferaligator:

dumbass

Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

(Source: lexxynichelle, via fallenangelswithmagpiewings)

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4 days ago

coffeepeople:

There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.

(via wumbologist)

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4 days ago
reckoner42:

bead-bead:

creepturtle:

feefeeri:

that-snowflake-sure-is-special:

Here’s a new entry for my list of reasons why I love Gordon Ramsay.

GordonRamsay

gordon ramsay’s cook-along blog

Boy, wouldn’t THAT be an interesting musical.

That sounds Horrible.

reckoner42:

bead-bead:

creepturtle:

feefeeri:

that-snowflake-sure-is-special:

Here’s a new entry for my list of reasons why I love Gordon Ramsay.

Gordon

Ramsay

gordon ramsay’s cook-along blog

Boy, wouldn’t THAT be an interesting musical.

That sounds Horrible.

(Source: allyourgifrelatedneeds, via starrcasm)

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4 days ago

weloveshortvideos:

THIS COP IS TOO REAL - Vine by Officer Daniels

(via theofficialariel)

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6 days ago

nondesignated:

popca:

thealphagworl:

herricane:

haqiqah:

niqabisinparis:

possibly the most realistic makeup tutorial I’ve ever seen. doesn’t make you hate yourself or your incompetence unlike most beauty gurus. 

this is exactly how i do my makeup. 

i liked this. 

I’ve been following Akilah for a couple of years and I adore her. sooo funny.

realistic as fuck

I don’t know why I watched a make-up tutorial, but I know why I’m reblogging it - it’s both super cute and funny

(via theofficialariel)

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